Confirmed: Gays Are Lacing Fireworks with Homosexual Chemtrails

There is a new gay conspiracy to turn more people to homosexuality this Fourth of July. Emboldened by Obama and his Supreme Court cronies’ decision to disrespect America’s Christian heritage by allowing gay marriage, gays are now salivating at the thought of seducing the nuclear family into their lifestyle.

The CDC confirms that since the 2015 fireworks season, there has been a drastic 1.2% increase in the amount of men confirming their homosexuality. Even more troubling there is now an estimated 53% of men suspected to be secretive or agnostic by their homosexuality.

[adinserter block=”3″]While the link between fireworks and geo-engineering vis-a-vis chemtrails is well known in the scientific community, the phenomenon of placing lurid chemicals known to induce homosexual inclination is a development unique to the Obama Administration.

Last week, Obama used the White House itself to let gays know that ‘Operation Bang’ was a go this Fourth of July season.

With the White House covered in the typical ROYGBIV secret code that gays identify of sin friendly, liberals boldly broadcast their intentional to make straight men enamored by homosexuality so they would be more prone to lie prone and let themselves to have a fill of foreign testosterone.

[adinserter block=”4″]If your family has shot off any fireworks or you plan to watch a display tonight, beware, for the gays will be out preying on those who have inhaled a good amount of the smoke from fireworks contaminated with homosexual chemtrail.

The alteration of brain chemistry is swift and powerful at first, so men who are seduced tonight will be be so confused by all their new emotions and lust, they will give into gays.  The buddy-system should be used, where no straight man is left alone this Fourth of July, so that they gays cannot take this opportunity to commit acts of hedonism on his body as the amount of chemtrail in the air drastically increases with all the firework explosions everywhere.

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Marion Uncmeier is a syndicated columnist, news personality and host of several adult educational programs. Facebook