by Dr. Jet Stonecrest
Gay bioengineers have created a new species of starfish they have classified as Thicc astra.
Families touring the Aquarium of the Pacific in Long Beach during the 4th of July weekend were caught off guard when the buxom starfish suddenly appeared and sauntered around in its tank.
One innocent eyewitness was able to post the footage onto Twitter:
This is not the first time visitors to California have been subjected to gay bioengineering. In 2015, a cabal of gay scientists created a myostatin enriched beluga whale whose firm pecs glistened under the California sun as it spritzed families with chemtrails tainted water that instantly converted dozens to homosexuality.