If We Can Forgive Clinton For One Little Blowjob Lie, Can’t We Go Ahead And Forgive Trump for Ukraine?

Dr. Jet Stonecrest

by Dr. Jet Stonecrest

It is time to let bygones be bygones. Yes, the evidence may now look like President Trump did some morally questionable and kind of impeachable things in Ukraine.

But what about Bill Clinton? He betrayed his sweet, gentle wife Hillary Clinton and the rest of America. The 1990s were a good time for America all the way until we were dragged into all the scandal and drama that goes into a marital affair and cover-up.

Yes, the Republican party was forced to look hard and deep into Clinton’s life, to take vengeance for all of us who mourned Hillary and wondered why such a fine man would stoop to such lows. We had to impeach Clinton, but we let him stay in office.

It is time we let Trump off the hook and let him learn from the mistakes of his young presidency. Just like an innocent boarding school kid who goes to his first party and maybe has one drink too many and gets a little too handsy with a coed, then has her come back years later to try and ruin his bid for the Supreme Court, President Trump has been unfairly vilified for actions from his past. Boys will be boys! He was a young president and he didn’t know real estate quid pro quo was an issue for international policy of America’s sitting president.

This week, let us nicely ask Speaker Nancy Pelosi to stop being so picky and vindictive, have a nice drink and just let Trump have a free one and promise to play it straight from here on out. Maybe he can go clean a park for a weekend or two, but for goodness sake let’s not go through this whole trial and witness deal. It will be just as painful as when we had to hear about those Clinton cigars and dresses.

Bill and Don can sit back and reminiscence on how they were impeached as punishment for forgettable offenses, learned from their mistakes and now are upstanding men who are all the better and stronger and did not get removed from office.

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Dr. Jet Stonecrest

Dr. Jet Stonecrest

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