Mike Pence Declares Gay Sin of Homosexuality to Blame for Coronavirus Outbreak

Yesterday President Trump reassured the world that Mike Pence would be in charge of wiping out the coronavirus.

As 81,000 people to date have contracted the disease, scientists have been baffled by the origin of the mysterious virus, until now.

Despite gays being obsessive with cleanliness and hand hygiene, their lifestyle oft incurs supernatural wrath in the form of wildfires, hurricanes and viral plagues.

The good news is that gays can just choose to stop being gay and then the wrath of this plague will no longer befall humanity.

As the Coronavirus Czar, Pence is the best chance at humanity and global markets returning to normal.