by Dr. Jet Stonecrest
Addressing a group of potential voters at a rally, a visibly confused and frustrated Joe Biden vowed to find out what happened to a missing hour of his life.
Biden explained he got up from bed to use the restroom, he checked his cellular phone for text messages and it displayed a time of 1:57 a.m.
“I finished my bathroom business and a few minutes later, that son of a bitch read 3:04 am! Over an hour missing, others say it happened to them too!”
Insiders close to Biden’s camp reveal the presidential candidate is exploring all options of explanation, including possible alien abduction, being drugged by crazed vegans or a Trumpian conspiracy to rob the American middle class of a working hour.