Enraged President Trump Emerges From Bunker To Defend Washington D.C.

Dr. Jet Stonecrest

by Dr. Jet Stonecrest

Despite all the fake news reports that state President Trump hid in a bunker while ANTIFA (anti-fascist) terrorists took over Washington D.C., we can clearly see that President Trump is gritty, gunned up and defending America.

Muscles tense with patriotism and his thick healthy hair culminating in a dark 80s styled mullet, Trump’s look brings memories of the 1980s, anti-communism, Ronald Reagan and American machismo.

Ground reports state that these ‘tough’ protesters fled and hid in fear after one good look at our president, covered with sweat and dirt, defending this great nation from people who dare use their first amendment rights to protest over a little police scuffle that should have already just been forgotten about aside from some tshirts and a few segments on CNN.

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Dr. Jet Stonecrest

Dr. Jet Stonecrest

The opinionated facts coming out of my mouth will be LOUD and TRUE. If you cannot handle that, you can go whisper your opionions elsewhere! Follow Jet on Facebook