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Gays Bioengineer New Big Bottom Starfish Species

Gay bioengineers have created a new species of starfish they have classified as Thicc astra. Families touring the Aquarium of

Fearing that images from Trunmp’s $2.5 million military parade will unite America via patriotic memes and imagery, Obama has used

Last week, President Trump ordered Mexico to stop letting people sneak into the United States and making us look bad.

Today, tragedy befell suburban America after Obama ordered a surprise attack against Target’s cash registers. As suburban mothers went to

New reports indicate the gay community has opened a new worldwide headquarters for homosexuality. Their appetite for dominating the straight

In ancient times, homosexuality first emerged in the DNA of the genetically firm and chiseled Neanderthals. After their homosexuality caused

With just a quick snap of its tail, it can inject homosexuality directly into a victim’s bloodstream. Scientists with the

Text: Three days ahead of the scheduled release of the Mueller Report, is it not a major coincidence that a

Since Congress failed to build the border wall, President Trump and other MAGA Republicans have been forced to go to

In this leaked footage from the Space Force, a ‘Red Angel’ alien sneaks out of the black hole and immediately