Trump Just Announced He Wants to Postpone the November Election
Trump just announced that he wants to postpone the November election. His claim to do so: “mail in ballots cannot
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Trump Plans to Ban TikTok App
The Trump administration says it plans to ban popular social media app Tik Tok, among many others, in order to
Read moreLeaked Info: White House Prepares Coronavirus PR Blitz Next Week, Will Tell America “Learn to Live With It”
White House insiders have leaked information that President Trump is prepared to give up on the coronavirus and next week
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2020: New Sexbot Upgrades Will ‘Fundamentally Change Human Existence’
2020 has been a historic year for humanity, so it stands to reason that the very mechanism that keeps humanity
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Obama Joins BLM Protests, Casts Saharan Sand Storm at America
After years of ominous silence, Barack Obama has finally come out of hibernation. In his first major act of supernatural
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10 MAGA Friendly Ways To Prove You’re Not Racist
1. If they are new to your social circle or office, tell a joke to lighten the mood and make
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We Shall Overcome: I Am Tired of Being Harassed For Being a Middle Aged White Woman Named Karen
Yes, I voted for President Trump. Yes, I will call the police on you if you look suspiciously black. Yes,
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Local Police Rule Zebra’s Cause of Death As Suicide
Video footage has emerged of a zebra’s final moments of life and local police reports have confirmed the zebra’s cause
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Elmer Fudd Has His 2nd Amendment Rights Taken Away by LIBERALS on New Looney Tunes
Elmer Fudd is the latest victim of second amendment rights violations. The hunter is having his gun taken away from
Read moreGeorge Floyd Is Looking Down From Heaven, Thinking How Great The Jobs Numbers Look Today
As George Floyd looks down from heaven today, he is taking solace in the most important thing: the jobs numbers
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