Confirmed: Gays Are Lacing Easter Eggs with Homosexual-Inducing Food Colorings
Easter weekend, fast becoming known as the ‘heterosexual recruitment festival’ in the gay community, has become one of the most
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Culture
Prayer Power: After Unleashing of Republican Prayers, Lil Boosie Only Sells 300 Copies of His New CD
Urban Ministry – In effort to recruit more urban people into the MAGA movement, Republicans prayer warriors have been instructed to
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Millennials Prepare Satanic2018 Cyber Monday Rites of Passage
For those who do not know, CYBER Monday stands for Christless Youths Becoming Erotric Rebels Monday. Since Obama was president,
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As Republicans Plot The Demise of Western Civilization, Democrats Continue to Laugh and Satirize It All
A spritzy martini in one hand and the remote in the other, all across the nation Democrats are waiting to
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Poll: After Democrats Fail To Show Up To Vote in Midterm Elections, Which Constitutional Amendment Should Republicans Overturn?
[poll id=”2″] The Democrats are having a great time with all their snarky SNL skits, huffy “articles” on Huffington Post
Read morePool Patrol Peter Tries to Make America Great Again By Harassing Melanin-Inclined Woman at Pool
A man who has now been named Pool Patrol Peter by the internet collective is facing backlash after he allegedly
Read moreCrybaby Non-Warriors Fans Angry Over NBA Star Demarcus Cousins Trade
NBA star DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins is leaving smoothies behind in New Orleans and headed to the Golden State Warriors. Somewhere
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