Thousands Reporting Symptoms of Homosexuality Feom Christmas Light Blinking Patterns
New reports of quick onset homosexuality are filing in from various medical centers nationwide. Over the Christmas break, medical professionals
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Rapper Tekashi 6ix 9ine Reveals ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’
Embattled rapper Tekashi 6ix 9ine has continued his social-media alleged “snitch campagn”, finally revealing the answer to a burning question
Read moreObama Ordered Target Cash Registers Shut Down to Torment White Suburban Moms
Today, tragedy befell suburban America after Obama ordered a surprise attack against Target’s cash registers. As suburban mothers went to
Read moreGays Create New World Headquarters, Plan to Petition UN To Establish New Nation State
New reports indicate the gay community has opened a new worldwide headquarters for homosexuality. Their appetite for dominating the straight
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Confirmed: Gays Are Lacing Easter Eggs with Homosexual-Inducing Food Colorings
Easter weekend, fast becoming known as the ‘heterosexual recruitment festival’ in the gay community, has become one of the most
Read morePrayer Power: After Unleashing of Republican Prayers, Lil Boosie Only Sells 300 Copies of His New CD
Urban Ministry – In effort to recruit more urban people into the MAGA movement, Republicans prayer warriors have been instructed to
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Millennials Prepare Satanic2018 Cyber Monday Rites of Passage
For those who do not know, CYBER Monday stands for Christless Youths Becoming Erotric Rebels Monday. Since Obama was president,
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As Republicans Plot The Demise of Western Civilization, Democrats Continue to Laugh and Satirize It All
A spritzy martini in one hand and the remote in the other, all across the nation Democrats are waiting to
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Poll: After Democrats Fail To Show Up To Vote in Midterm Elections, Which Constitutional Amendment Should Republicans Overturn?
[poll id=”2″] The Democrats are having a great time with all their snarky SNL skits, huffy “articles” on Huffington Post
Read morePool Patrol Peter Tries to Make America Great Again By Harassing Melanin-Inclined Woman at Pool
A man who has now been named Pool Patrol Peter by the internet collective is facing backlash after he allegedly
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