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Obama Ordered Target Cash Registers Shut Down to Torment White Suburban Moms

Today, tragedy befell suburban America after Obama ordered a surprise attack against Target’s cash registers. As suburban mothers went to

New reports indicate the gay community has opened a new worldwide headquarters for homosexuality. Their appetite for dominating the straight

Easter weekend, fast becoming known as the ‘heterosexual recruitment festival’ in the gay community, has become one of the most

Urban Ministry – In effort to recruit more urban people into the MAGA movement, Republicans prayer warriors have been instructed to

For those who do not know, CYBER Monday stands for Christless Youths Becoming Erotric Rebels Monday. Since Obama was president,

A spritzy martini in one hand and the remote in the other, all across the nation Democrats are waiting to

[poll id=”2″] The Democrats are having a great time with all their snarky SNL skits, huffy “articles” on Huffington Post

A man who has now been named Pool Patrol Peter by the internet collective is facing backlash after he allegedly

NBA star DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins is leaving smoothies behind in New Orleans and headed to the Golden State Warriors. Somewhere