Should Nancy Pelosi Apologize For Wearing A Low Cut Blouse To President Trump’s SOTU Speech?
Notice the two men in the image above. They are wearing power suits, their America-proud chests completely covered with a
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God Is So Angry About Nancy Pelosi Tearing Up Donald Trump’s State of the Union Speech
God just got his blood pressure down after watching Shakira and Jlo tempting 143 million men with their Latin American
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Tutorial: How To Give Your 18 to 25 Year Old Child Bone Spurs To Avoid The Iran War
New reports indicate Iran has launched a second wave of missiles against US forces and plans to unleash one of
Read moreCongressman Paul Gosar Sends Photo Of Obama Shaking Hands With Iranian President
Congressman Gosar tricked his Republican followers into thinking Obama shook hands with Iran president Hassan Rouhani. After Gosar was called
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Gays’ Plan To Sneak Lesbian Kiss Onto Hallmark Channel Foiled By Late Night Prayers
Gays awoke stunted and frustrated early Monday morning after learning that their ad showing a heartwarming lesbian kiss for the
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Gays Create New ‘Penish Fish’ Species
Gay scientists have created a new fish species and are allegedly littering them all over California’s beaches. According to reports,
Read moreCaught On Tape: Brave Beachgoers Capture ‘Penis Fish’
The fish-worm hybrid chimera that has been known to come crashing in from the waves of the ocean and inch
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Walmart Canada Apologizes For Sweater Featuring Santa with Cocaine
Walmart Canada made and sold this Christmas sweater: The sweater is part of a “naughty” Christmas line that also includes
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Millenials Duct Tape Banana To Wall, Sell It As $120,000 Work of Art, Then Eat It
Last week I received some very nasty letters where people called me a ‘boomer’ and every single they did this
Read moreObama Is Not Responsible for Fiery Destruction of Notre Dame Cathedral
Text: Three days ahead of the scheduled release of the Mueller Report, is it not a major coincidence that a
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