Confirmed: Zombie Deer Are Rising From the Dead

 

Several hunters in Wisconsin fled in absolute shock and horror after two people were bitten by a zombie deer that ‘rose and walked’ around after being shot dead by a crossbow.  Local reports are resulting in a larger investigation.

FOR IT IS WRITTEN:

Isaiah 26:19-20

19 Your dead shall live; their bodies shall rise.

 

Verona, Wisconsin – The first reports of the zombie dear resurrecting and rising from the dead are coming in from Wisconsin. In the city of Verona, residents are on high alert after three hunters were forced to flee after a deer they shot with a crossbow suddenly ‘sprang back to life, with eyes aglow’ and bit two passerbye.

Officials with the CDC confirm that reports of zombie deer are starting to come in from more states.  Several scientists were able to catch a fully intact zombie deer and report that its blood and brain were filled with prions, a primitive particulate virus that may have origins in the Jurassic period of Earth’s history.

The deer show similar characteristics to reports of human zombies in Ganta, Liberia, that surfaced in 2014.

The human zombie captured by military forces in Ganta allegedly bit several villagers before officials were able to respond.  Days later, the first reports of Ebola came from Ganta and then spread to the worldwide Ebola pandemic of 2014.

Anyone who comes across a zombie deer is being encouraged to keep a distance and report it to wildlife authorities.

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