Obama Shuts Down Facebook and Instagram
by Dr. Jet Stonecrest
Fearing that images from Trunmp’s $2.5 million military parade will unite America via patriotic memes and imagery, Obama has used his power to shut doen images all over social media.
Across the nation, milennials are shook as their timelines and Instagram feeds are showing blank image placeholders ,as if their phones were suddenly forced to a 3rd world AOL setup status.
Dating sites, sale ads and even newspaper classifieds have been wiped out.