God Is So Angry About Nancy Pelosi Tearing Up Donald Trump’s State of the Union Speech

God just got his blood pressure down after watching Shakira and Jlo tempting 143 million men with their Latin American hips during the Super Bowl, so there is no way he needed to see Nancy Pelosi disrespecting America’s president tonight.

But that is exactly what happened.  With no regard for God or our fine nation, Pelosi ripped up a piece of history.  We all know President Trump stayed up late and worked hard on that speech.

I remember my best book report from the fifth grade.  I wrote five whole pages double spaced and it took me a good two minutes to get it just right.

President Trump worked hard on that speech and everyone should be proud of him.  I put a transcript copy of it on my refrigerator and gave it a gold star.

Democrats are angry because the Senate has already found Trump innocent of all his impeachment charges weeks ago and they get to finally make it official tomorrow.  They didn’t even need any evidence to do this because they are so good at their jobs.